Ask   Part kender. Part mad fan-girl, with an emphasis on mad. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE THRONE, SON! WHEN YOU PLAY THIS GAME YOU WIN OR YOU DIE, FOOL! THERE'S NO MIDDLE GROUND, YA HEAR ME?! I'M THE FLIPPING MOTHER-FLIPPING MOTHER OF DRAGONS, CAPISH. Creator of Hipster White-Walker, you've probably never heard of it. Disclosure: I've read ALL the books mother lickers. All of them. Like, except Fifty Shades of Grey because I have my pride and I don't fancy catching whatever diseases that book has. (This be one of the secret alter-egos of aetiologist.tumblr. Keep it secret. Keep it safe. Not really though, you guise are cool, let's be friends.) I'm rather into Lord of The Rings, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, The Hobbit, and oxford commas. I like the words FAB, socks, Fez, and Friday. Let's party like it's 1999.

dis the colour of my hair…

dis the colour of my hair…

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— 1 day ago with 15772 notes

usswillton:

winterstar95:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

I will reblog this every time.

I made a sobbing sound, oh god 

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— 1 week ago with 294039 notes
#the amount that I just cried at this was ridiculous  #and entirely warranted  #omg  #cats  #this gives me life  #i actually can't even stop crying 

Ninth Doctor + Sass Master

(Source: arthurpendragonns, via doctorwho)

— 1 week ago with 32554 notes
#doctor who  #dw  #nine 
gifak-net:

Crash test  (slow motion)
[ video ]

gifak-net:

Crash test  (slow motion)

[ video ]

— 2 weeks ago with 3381 notes

Game of Thrones + Hands

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— 2 weeks ago with 4784 notes

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo:im so sad
romeo:ill never be happy
romeo:a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
romeo:WHO DAT
romeo:SHE GOT DA BOOTY
romeo:imma dance with her
romeo:*dancin wit teh juliet*
juliet:dafuq are you
romeo:shh *kiss*
juliet::oo
*party over*
romeo:AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
romeo:LADY
romeo:HEY LADY
juliet:OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
romeo:yeah its me hey wanna get married
juliet:dont you think its too soon
romeo:idk
juliet:brb
romeo:k
juliet:HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
romeo:AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
*next day*
rome and juli:FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
friar:idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
romeo:yeh
friar:ok fine ur married
rome and juli:yaaaay
*some time later*
tybalt:WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
mercutio:excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
tybalt:shut up mercutio *stab*
mercutio:WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
romeo:hnnn
tybalt:....
romeo HNNN
tybalt:...
romeo:hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
tybalt:oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
prince:ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
romeo:i sorry
prince:no ur banished
romeo:HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
romeo:*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
friar:no i have plan just go to mantua ok
romeo:k *leaves*
juliet:FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
friar:NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
juliet:ok
juliet:*goes home and drinks potion*
nurse:hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
lady capulet:wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
nurse:k
juliet:*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
romeo's servant:AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
romeo's servant:JULIET'S DEAD
romeo:WHAT
romeo:WHAaaAaaaT
romeo:OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
romeo:*buys potion*
romeo:*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
romeo:oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
romeo:but im sure she is
romeo:*kiss juliet*
romeo:*drinks poison*
romeo:he ded
juliet:*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
juliet:IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
juliet:HE DED
juliet:*grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
friar:*comes in cell*
friar:uh oh
prince:WHAT DIS
CAPULET:WHAT DIS
LADY CAPULET:WHAT DIS
MONTAGUE:WHAT DIS
CApULET:*strokes montagues face* brother
— 2 weeks ago with 309045 notes
ddarkahn:

who dat, who dat? I-G-G-Y

ddarkahn:

who dat, who dat? I-G-G-Y

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— 3 weeks ago with 659 notes

Kit Harington in Pompeii (2014)

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— 3 weeks ago with 6572 notes
#yes 

usswillton:

THIS POST IS VERY IMPORTANT

(Source: sameows)

— 3 weeks ago with 42415 notes

rachelpuncan:

sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

image

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— 3 weeks ago with 269622 notes