Ask   Part kender. Part mad fan-girl, with an emphasis on mad. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE THRONE, SON! WHEN YOU PLAY THIS GAME YOU WIN OR YOU DIE, FOOL! THERE'S NO MIDDLE GROUND, YA HEAR ME?! I'M THE FLIPPING MOTHER-FLIPPING MOTHER OF DRAGONS, CAPISH. Creator of Hipster White-Walker, you've probably never heard of it. Disclosure: I've read ALL the books mother lickers. All of them. Like, except Fifty Shades of Grey because I have my pride and I don't fancy catching whatever diseases that book has. (This be one of the secret alter-egos of aetiologist.tumblr. Keep it secret. Keep it safe. Not really though, you guise are cool, let's be friends.) I'm rather into Lord of The Rings, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, The Hobbit, and oxford commas. I like the words FAB, socks, Fez, and Friday. Let's party like it's 1999.

Claire Randall’s wedding gown

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ladies and gentlemen: jamie fraser’s fine arse

um excuse me are u a sassenach cause dat arse is outtadisland

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— 1 week ago with 2914 notes
#butts butts butts  #yes  #outlander  #wut  #high-five to all my ladies u feel me? 

Sooo Jumanji is probably the most fucked up movie in existence tbh this was not a good IDEa to watch after so many drinks omg nope no not at all no

— 1 month ago
#you think it's just another robin Williams film and then THIS  #Jumanji  #robin Williams  #srsly fkd 



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#yes  #outlander 


Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should

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Kit Harington on Jon Snow’s parentage

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And thus it was. A fourth age of middle-earth began. And the fellowship of the ring… though eternally bound by friendship and love… was ended. Thirteen months to the day since Gandalf sent us on our long journey… we found ourselves looking upon a familiar sight. We were home. How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on… when in your heart you begin to understand… there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend… some hurts that go too deep… that have taken hold. Bilbo once told me his part in this tale would end… that each of us must come and go in the telling. Bilbo’s story was now over. There would be no more journeys for him… save one. My dear Sam. You cannot always be torn in two. You will have to be one and whole for many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be and to do. Your part in the story will go on.

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— 2 months ago with 2410 notes
#LOTR  #whatever not crying shut up 

Game of Thrones vs. Tumblr

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